Author Archives: Premature Evacuation

About Premature Evacuation

My name is Mitch, and I am here to inform and entertain. And laugh at shitty movies from the 80's. Every week, I watch a movie from off the beaten path of Hollywood Boulevard, and more down one of the seedy sidestreets with hookers and pawn shops. I'll tell you all about it. It'll make you laugh.

I Am The Batman

I like to think that we all have a greater calling. That moment in all our lives where we have to stop, take a step back and realize, “This is the moment I was born for”. Discovering that moment, that … Continue reading

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This would look really unprofessional, if I was a professional…

Hello, friends. Now, I know what you’re thinking; “Hey! Who’s this guy? It’s been so long since we’ve heard from him, we presumed him dead! Haw haw.” Your sarcasm is not lost on me, and I suppose I deserve it. … Continue reading

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There and Back Again, and Again, and Again…

I must apologize for my absence of late. I promised a regular posting schedule, and I have failed to deliver on that front. But, before you hand me the sword and ask me to fall upon it, you ought to know that … Continue reading

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Puff Puff Pass The Freaking Bill Already

In the spirit of the season, I’ve decided to rant and rave a little bit about the legalization of pot. Just like every middle-class twenty-something with a partial education and a liberal mindset, I am a pot smoker. It makes bad … Continue reading

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The 1980s: A Better Time for Villainy

Everyone loves the 80s. For some mysterious reason, even people who weren’t around to remember them make jokes about this oft misunderstood decade. Take me, for example. Having been born in the slightly less revered decade of the 1990s, everything I … Continue reading

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A Rant: Clint Eastwood is My Favourite Person in Hollywood

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU! I have to admit, the reason I’ve been slacking off on my post schedule is because I haven’t watched many shitty movies lately. As much as I love them, it’s important … Continue reading

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Night Clubs: A Case Study

My age group’s fascination with night clubs has always baffled me. Perhaps it’s just my primitive reptilian brain, but I can’t understand the appeal. Standing in line for an hour, paying a certain amount just to be let in, only … Continue reading

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